Chindogu: International Chindogu Society

After you eat your noodles, don’t act like a barbarian and slurp your broth. Now you can suck the liquid through your chopstraws – hollow chopsticks. Clearly a more civilized way to enjoy every last delicious drop of ramen.

Hollow Chopsticks

After you eat your noodles, don’t act like a barbarian and slurp your broth. Now you can suck the liquid through your chopstraws – hollow chopsticks. Clearly a more civilized way to enjoy every last delicious drop of ramen.

Auto Masticalculator

Lots of stuff can get in between your toes when you wear flip flops. Sand, grass, dirt, broken glass, gravel and rocks ends up between your piggies when the sun comes out and you want to cool your dogs. It’s a pair of sneakers and slippers in one. Now your feet can have the best of both worlds with the latest in hypbrid sports footwear.

Sandal Toe Guards

Have you ever lost a slipper? Does it bug you when your loafers aren’t aligned? The use of a few small magnets has solved the situation. Just click your heels together before taking off the slippers and they’ll hang tight, joined perfectly, until they’re needed again. As a bonus they pick up small metallic objects as you loaf around the house.

Loafer Clamps

The 21st century has ushered in a new level of sensory stimualition. Let’s face it, layers upon layers of bells and whistles of gadgets, media, noise, traffic, machines, traffic, pets, insects and cellphone marketers make it impossible to get a little peace and quiet. Now you don’t have to move to Walden Pond or join a monastery just to get some alone time. Just put on the Solitude Headset and make the world go away.

Sensory Deprivation Goggles

Why smoke one when you can smoke fourteen? With no-smoking on public transport, in offices, restaurants, bars, or any public places, it can be tough to get a cigarette in these days. So when you do find an acceptable smoking niche, you may want to make up for lost time. Even a three pack a day smoker would only need four smoke breaks to get their daily minimum requirement of nicotine, almost.

Multi Cigarette Aspirator

Nip boring conversation in the bud. Why take the trouble to state the obvious? Sometimes there are no polite methods of telling people what they should already know. Save yourself the stigma. Also come’s with “My Mind’s Made Up!” “Umm.” “I Don’t Know.” signs. Other messages can be easily custom made.

Brain Board

Tired of getting dust particles in your nail polish? Fed up with fingernail clippings flying off into the carpet? Do your nails in a hypoallergenically sealed envir

Hand Care Tank