Chindogu: International Chindogu Society

Step up into Step Sandals! They’re the latest in extendable tripod fitted footwear. They provide artificial elevation and safe locomotion, unlike the stationary step ladder. Great for high altitude domestic chores. You can also walk tall outside. It also allows kids to see the world from the grown up’s point of view.

Step Sandals

Parking Citations are a sloppy mess when left in the rain. Sometimes we just have to park in the no parking zone, especially pizza delivery people and the like. Why deal with a wet illegible citation? Leave the patrolman a waterproof slot to ticket you, and the law and lawbreaker will both be better off.

Waterproof Citation Slot

Nobody wants to sit with greasy fingers till the commercial. Why wait till your hands are dirty to
remember the dispoable latex barrier? If the bag of chips came with rubber mitts, you wouldn’t
forget to use protection.

Nosh Mitts

For over a century now the umbrella has kept the rain off human heads, but at a price -one human hand. The loss of said appendage drastically reduces the shopper’s ability to carry the fruits of their aquisitional frenzy. It comes fitted with eight hanging hooks attached to canopy supporting rods.

Consumer Canopy

We all can’t get out of the of the city smog for clean country air. But there’s another way. By bringing a living plant to your personal air space,

Clean Breeze Ventilator

Tired of getting dust particles in your nail polish? Fed up with fingernail clippings flying off into the carpet? Do your nails in a hypoallergenically sealed envir

Hand Care Tank

The telescope/microscope lenses of Near Far Glasses allow the wearer simultaneously to see fine detail and objects on the horizon, without the need to shift focus. Now you can read the fine print while you scout the street for taxis – at the same time! Without adjusting your gaze, see the tiny markings on your map and check them against the

Tele/Micro Spex

Ransacking the domiciles of strangers isn’t as easy as it might seem. Stumbling around in the dark need not be an occupational hazard anymore. An industrious housebreaker needs to be quick. Without the need to hold a flashlight, he or she has two hands with which to filch. Just remember to turn them off before going out the window.

Burgle Coatlamps

Now you can read in the rain and keep the pages dry. It’s a drag to have to stand around outside in the precipitation. Besides,when the pages get wet, they stick together. Nobody wants to pay for damaged books at the library.

Reading Material Rain Protection